I heard the Queen is a giant lizard from outer space. She and her ilk are controlling you, right now, keeping you docile and sedated. Locked into a pattern of TV dinners and Strictly Come Baking. Then there’s the Illuminati, (I’m not sure if they are lizards too)
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You are a cyborg. I know you’d like to think you’re like the Terminator. At least, I wanted to be like Arnie’s version, back when I was a sprog. I don’t mean that – I mean you have certain programmes that run in the background of your life, just like a cyborg or a computer
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I used to have a case of “nah, it sounds like too much effort”. People would invite me out for a trip and if it required much effort on my behalf (read: just about any effort) – I would decline, My excuses being: “Too tired.” “Next time.” “Not ready yet.” “Would love to – but
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The thing that I used to hate the most about the outdoors was failing at something. In kayaking that means – in the beginning at least – taking a swim out of your boat. Which is annoying more than anything at beginners level. But the thing is: Someone has to rescue you, you’re not as
I think it should be pretty easy to avoid being a dick, Shouldn’t it? Yet somehow it just happens. Despite my best intentions, there is it. But I’m getting better over time, me thinks.
Don’t tell anyone. Well, you can tell my wife, she knows. She’s okay with my secret affair of the heart. I have a man crush on Dwayne the Rock Johnson. You see … Not only does he have a grand smile,
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Nothing ever comes easy, otherwise you’d fall into it. Like continual calm, focus and good humour. If it were easy, EVERYONE would be like this ALL the time. Is it possible? To be permanently in the Zone? Of course it is – you’ve spent big chunks of your life laughing like a drain.
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What if I told you being in the Zone was your natural state? That permanent calm, focus, happiness, heightened skills and senses was possible? You may say “no way”, but it’s true. The secret to being in the Zone is that you can’t try and be in the Zone. It may sound all a bit
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You can’t fit your car in the garage because of all the toys? Of course … an oldie but a goodie How about welcoming bad weather with open arms and willingly going to bed early so you can get up and get going at the crack of dawn? Ah yes … Before outdoors (B.O.?) I
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I’m eating poached eggs and spinach, sipping on a short strong coffee. It is good. I’ve been interested in how to eat for the most energy for a long time now. Being in the outdoors gave me a greater appreciation for food, and what my body needs as the best fuel. I recently tried the
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